gamers dont take hot showers
they take -y ones
Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.
"Maybe I’m too pompous, too egocentric, to think that that person loved me or, you know, had the capability of loving me."
- John O’Callaghan (x)
This is some jakemalik shit
I will always laugh at these things because anyone willing to pull their shirt over their head in the middle of a casual adult conversation for a joke this corny deserves it.
do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you
aisha tyler slays
calm down white guilt.
Got that ass!